There once was a race of eye-squid
The slowest of which was named Cid
He blinked once too slow
And then, like most foes,
Got shot by some toga-clad kid
Printed on American Apparel's brown 2001 tee (100% cotton) with the finest in greco-roman print technology: waterbase inks, which 'burn' right into the shirt for a soft, smooth print. Duly blessed by the ink gods at Forward Printing.
BONUS! Comes with a 3" wide Monoculus vinyl sticker!