by Jon Kay
Fangamer wholeheartedly endorses Pirkle in the upcoming mayoral elections. Who could forget everything he accomplished in his first term?
- Pacifying the streets by removing the Shark threat.
- Calming the wild animal threat in the outskirts by destroying the titanic ant north of town.
- Increased city funding of roadblocks, an important safety measure.
This 199X campaign shirt comes on cream, American Apparel's insanely comfortable 50/50 shirt. (Ladies: 100% Cotton 2102, 4X-5X: Gildan 8000, 6X: Hanes 5250.)
Discharge printed in two colors by the electioneers at Forward Printing, the amazingly soft inks blend right into the fabric. This is the kind of shirt that gains a little character with each wash -- just make sure to turn it inside out before washing!