This field-ready combo pack will make The Boss proud while saving you $7.
This heavy-duty bag has plenty of pockets to hide your cigarettes and diazepam from those pesky super soldiers at the checkpoints!
An elite shirt woven from high-tech materials, designed to maintain its tactical integrity in the face of high-pressure wash cycles. It resists the kind of oppressive dryer heat that would shrink a normal cotton shirt, because polyester...polyester never changes.
If you're hoping to slip by a guard unnoticed, you've got a few choices: don a clever disguise, sneak through the shadows, or tap them on the shoulder and hit them with four pins worth of amazing design.