Oh man, Kyle. My talking plush would have it all. First of all, it'd look exactly like me, you know, in terms of his physique, and the relative size of his head to his body—it'd be exactly the same... then I'd be able to shoot sparks from my mouth... and when you push down on my head, there'd be Double Deuce Action!
This official Homestar Runner plush was designed by Nina Matsumoto with a ton of great features:
- 11 inches tall when standing
- Fully posable
- Speaks 15 voice clips!
- Does not shoot sparks from its mouth
- No double deuce action
Do not display in direct sunlight; prolonged exposure could dry out and crack the faux leather. Do not pour motor oil or grapefruit juice or any other kind of junk into the hole beneath Strong Bad's head.