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Shirtness

by Fangamer

$25.00
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Shirtness is the result of a year’s worth of research, calls, dead-ends, and failed crocheting attempts. When we couldn’t find a company on earth that sold the shirt we wanted, we decided to have it custom manufactured.

It’s the EB fan’s holy grail:

  • 100% Turkish cotton
  • Wool-dyed 2" stripes
  • Woven Franklin tag
  • Metallic 1" Franklin pin
  • Custom colors designed to go well with Hatness

We've done our part in the battle against the evil Mani Mani by ensuring that shirt is handmade in Turkey in an ethically sound production facility -- fair wages, no forced/child labor, and no Uzbek cotton! Eat it, inanimate statue.

Shirtness is a custom garment, and the size charts can be found here: UnisexLadies

  • Men's Shirtness sizes S, M, 2X, and 3X are a little larger than their American Apparel counterparts. Sizes L and XL are pretty similar.
  • Shirtness will probably shrink, so dry it on low (or no) heat!