What you’re looking at right now is the Official Mug of Justice Corp. Only company employees of Justice Corp have permission to purchase this mug. If you are not an employee, move along and go find yourself a lame unofficial mug.

What’s that? You are a Justice Corp employee? Wow! That means that you either have incredible superpowers shooting out of your eyes/fingers/ears/etc., or you have downloaded the excellent game Middle Manager of Justice for iOS devices, and have become an accomplished middle manager! Either way, permission granted!